Sexy Time

During Sexy Time,
someone will get their hair pulled
During Sexy Time,
the dog will need to go out
During Sexy Time,
little kids will run screaming by the window
During Sexy Time,
someone will inevitibly fart
During Sexy Time,
a strange man will drive down the street blaring Italian opera
During Sexy Time,
someone will insist on asking you if you want some Chinese food
During Sexy Time,
your parents will call
During Sexy Time,
someone will misplace their underwear...

Sexy Time is a complicated time...
Let's all get ice cream instead.